i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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