Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Randomize
