awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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