I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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