Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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