just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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