New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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