I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
So much Jack, so little girl.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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