love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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