i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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