oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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