the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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