he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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