Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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