yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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