I cut my penus on the lid.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
