It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I need water and some morals
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