I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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