I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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