So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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