Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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