Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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