the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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