id be glad to
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Someone came in the potted fern
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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