So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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