mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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