You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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