I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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