I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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