Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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