everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
COCAINE IS GR8
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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