And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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