Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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