It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
there was a trapeze. enough said
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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