So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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