I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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