I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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