do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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