The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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