We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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