So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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