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garbage dick
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you win
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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