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is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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