Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Randomize
