If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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