S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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