did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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