Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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