just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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