i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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