everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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